In school and high school we all had crush but we never had guts to tell the person how we felt towards her/him …not all of us …you can spot us we carry big L over our foreheads and avoid to stare a girl in the eyes while having a conversation …well no time for that …long story short …some muhfuking genius certainly belonging to our creed came up with an idea …E dating …come off guys I know you have at least one such account to your credit …well idea was to stay discreet and and fall in love (does it happen?) …many people don’t know but there is mobile dating available for such lonely souls …I was a loner after my break up and a buddy of mine introduced me to Benzo(it’s a pseudonym of course but bit of a research and you will know the name) a mobile dating site …make your profile …add details …add friends and try your luck …I did it …and added many girls randomly without even knowing them …that is the beauty of such sites …you wont talk to a girl you see on the street but you would send her a request on such site and funny thing is she will accept your friend request … few girls accepted me few girls rejected …and believe me or fuck off many such accounts are fake …some pansy boys put up a girls account and chat with you and you wont even realize that …yehh went through that shit …but there still are some desperate girls in search of their beau and I got lucky and made such a friend …first message I sent her after going through her pics was ‘I m lucky to hav a frnd like u dear :D’ …damn her pics just blew me off …I wolf whistled …we had a long message chat and exchanged our numbers …to stay in touch …week passed and I asked her on a date she agreed I was jumping up n down like a fking bozo that day …we fixed a day to meet n where to meet …the day arrived and I went to Coffee shop as planned …half an hour passed …I ordered a coffee …and was checking out all the girls passing by …you know the usual activity boys indulge into ;D …I was rating them according to their dressing sense and Of Course physique …hmm smart and casual 7/10 …nice buns 9/10 …wow round ….fking 10/10 …oooh what a tacky bitch no dressing sense and too much make up 0/10 …I went back to my coffee …the moment I went back to my coffee I got a call from her saying …hey Im just outside the Barista cant see you Janu …where are you ? I said …Im in just come in …and just guess who came in ? the same tacky bitch 0/10 …freak man I was high with expectations and suddenly felt like punked she came to me sat next to me and started conversation …by the way I had lost any interest in such a person who fools people with fake pics and lures them with beguiling chats …we passed time …the worst time in my life eww …I paid the bill as any gentleman would do and called her off ..I was too glad to see her off
Well back home I told my guys how unbelievably sexy my date was and all the crap …I was laughing at that …seeing their reactions that was the only thing I enjoyed doing that day …
Well guys and girls learn from my experience don’t dabble in such a cheesy shit and if you still do …and fix a date then arrive late …observe her/him from a distance and if she or he is not what you expected get the fuck outta there :D
- Sid
- Sid
